Random Annoyance #1

Ok so I admit it, I get annoyed easily.  I try to have patience, try to just let it go, but there are some days (like today) where I just cannot let it go!!!

I live with a person who seems to have constantly taken a dose of "Angry M*ther F*cker" on a DAILY basis. He gets out of bed and spends the first half of his morning yelling at the dogs to get out of the way, kicking at the cats, growling at MY kids...oh HELL NO!  And then he wonders why I don't even want to talk to him half the time!  Today everything seemed to just rub him the wrong way.  He had no patience with anything.  

Random Annoyance #2

People who stop in the middle of an aisle in the store and leave their cart centered so no one can get around them!  Really?  Is that sale on peaches that good that you're afraid they'll run out?  Or do you really think you own the aisle???  Grab your coupon, move your cart to the side, and show some consideration!